Zachary Hutchinson

Description: Vagrant coffee bag
Location: Undisclosed University in Maine
Status: Half-way through Zeno's Paradox
Raison d'etre: When the net goes conscious,
it can also go self-conscious.

Research Interests (serious):

Computational Cognitive Neuroscience
Spiking Neural Networks

Research Interests (slightly silly and when time allows):

Artificial Unconsciousness
Computational Story-telling w/unreliable narrator
Artificial Civil Society

Research Interests (very silly):

Divination by keyword extraction
Family planning for multi-agent societies
Procedural comment generation
Computer fairy tales
Superstitious reasoning
Amnesic and shock therapy-based KR
Hunt for the lost Knuthian Algorithm of Discord
Quantum Probability and Online Vacuity
Parallelized exorcisms
Time-wasting complexity of the bohemian bourgeoisie

For the Code Imperialists
This website was coded by hand using the
worst HTML techniques available. I don't
want your model-checked, camel-cased, AGILE-laced,
well-formulated, gracefully refactored civilization.

Sincerely,
The Left-handed Coder.